Obviously when you get fat, things change; I mean, ALL OVER. For example, my poor little finger has been caged by my wedding ring for a little over three years. I have not been able to take the thing off even for medical procedures which require removal of all jewelry when going under anesthesia. Before fatty-days I didn't like to take it off very often anyway, my spacey brain would lose it in a heartbeat. But it would be nice to be able to clean it thoroughly again. I thought it might be fun to measure the millimeters lost on my ring finger as part of my weight loss stats, like a waist line, but with my finger. I will call it my "Finger Line." Currently my finger line is 70mm; I will be plus-size ring shopping for my next anniversary. My friend recently showed me a funny website that features humorous pictures created using the very juvenile, grainy Microsoft paint. So I thought I would copy the idea and add some original artwork to my posts. And here is the first: I shall call it "The Sorry Sausage Finger"