Thursday, December 31, 2009

Give me your fat jokes!!

I really like Jeff Foxworthy and he has a famous segment he uses called "You know you're a redneck if..." I want to do the same thing but with fat jokes. "You know you're fat when." So, give me your best and I will post them at the top of my page.
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  1. CathyDecember 31, 2009 at 9:41 AM

    One of my favorite fat jokes is more of a song to the tune of "backpack" from Dora ...

    Back Fat, Back Fat
    Back Fat, Back Fat
    Get your back Fat rolled right up
    With things and knick knacks too!!
    Back Fat, Back Fat

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  2. SuzJanuary 4, 2010 at 1:54 AM

    ...your 4 yr old mushes around your belly and says, "mom, i think you have another baby in your tummy... and it just moved"

    actually matilda, that was the frijoles i just ate.

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